This is Weederman the dog. Weederman isn't his real name, but it's the one that people call him so that's the one he uses most often. Weederman was living an ordinary life until his owner obtained a social security number for him. Due to the power of numerology and the numbers chanted in succession on a warm summer evening when distilled spirits were in evidence Weederman was granted special abilities.
Upon his cognition of his spectacular abilities Weederman contemplated the path of least resistance for his abilities in a modern world. And so he decided to go to law school.